Herman by Jim Unger for July 31, 2023

Ouch.

Chop chop now

You have a hollow foot. So what’s the problem.

His first meat cleaver?? Oh, so cute!!

GOOD TIMES!!

I hate when that happens.

But he wants to be a butcher when he grows up…

He wants to be a horror movie villain.he has to practice on somebody.

Leprosy is on the rise in Central Florida.

He’s dangerous with that thing, I toed you so!

Tell him to toss it in the air and catch with his teeth.

Maxwell pre his silver hammer days?

Not nice. My wife bought me a bunch of shirts that said “handy man.” I wore them for a year or so, then one day I mentioned the pictures on them, they were cartoon characters and they had cut a hand or arm with a saw. Never saw the shirts again.

The guy must have a lot of diabetic neuropathy to not feel what should be painful damage to his foot.

That must be one heck of an article.

This kid must have been practicing on Ziggy’s toes in preparation for this cartoon.

His pinky toe is a USB drive.

Gross!

He needed something to bring to class for show and tell

Not many comics send me into gales of laughter but this one dd!!

That is not funny.

Pugsley?

My dude … you’re half a foot shorter, compared to when you sat down.

Once saw (and photographed) a real-life toddler with a large real-life cleaver among the families camped at the Summer Palace in Lhasa for the Rhubarb Festival (which is, in fact, an important enough festival that the Princess of Thailand shared our hotel).

An aspiring Hannibal Lecter.

Boy. He’s REALLY serious about that reading thing…..

What?!…no blood?!?

He’s bloodless.

Better read fast!

That kid’s half a foot over the “you’re in trouble” line.