The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 07, 2023

Must be in the Death Star Canteen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpfmzfRf8UI

I vader not.

I don’t care if he IS the Dark Lord…. a black banana is disgusting.

i think helmet head is the least of Vaders worries

He can probably feel its presence.

I thought it was hat hair.

Luke’s father?!

Leave him alone; he’s just Sithing there.

Darth Vader doesn’t have hair, so it must be his brother Garth.

That would put a cap on his day.

That would be an un-force-d error.

Oh, ick, Darth.

advice along the lines of “Let the Wookiee win.”

Ever since the death star blew up, he’s neglected his grooming.

The two guys on each side of Vader are the most important people on the Death Star. They’re the only ones that can fix the big zapper.

I wonder when Anakin started losing his hair under that mask?

Oh, right from the start. It was burned off when he was on fire on Mustafar

Darth without his helmet on (in public)?

This is not the Vader you think he is.

Should be “helmet hair” not “hat hair”

Maybe if you tell him in James Earl Jones’ wearing a SCUBA mask voice.

Darth Maul seems particularly pleased with his wienie.