Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for August 23, 2023

Hammie if that contract hasn’t been notarized it isn’t binding. Tell Zoe to get lost.

He can read, right? He didn’t read it first? Well, I’ll allow it. Some adult humans haven’t figured that out yet.

False advertising Zoe!

She’ll transform him into a better person. Anyway, contracts aren’t binding on people under 18 years of age.

If Hammie was a Transformer he’d be Starscream.

Next time, Hammie will learn to check out that super-fine print.

Really should’ve gotten a S.T.A.R.S. membership instead.

That’s how they get you, Hammie!

An honorary Transformer! Oh boy, I’ll sign that! [scribbles] Wait, why are Kirkman and Scott looking at me like that? Why are they handing me all these pencils and erasers?

Read everything before signing anything!

Ah, the fine print strikes again. Zoe is either learning to be a used car salesperson or a lawyer.

Hammie signed the contract under false pretends.

“This contract further states that you must, at all times, remain clean and odor-free…”

“MOMMM!”

So sneaky!

Zoe: ‘Miss-Leader’ !! … :)

Bossy sister. A control type.

Don’t you feel transformed?

Who else would have prefered to have been an honorary member of G.I. Joe at Hammie’s age??? I LOVED that show in the very early 90s!

“I tricked you now I get to boss you!”

“You boss me around anyway!!”

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Sounds like a time-share contract…

Hammie, I told you not to do it.

Always read the fine print. Now, go get a lawyer, Hambone (I recommend Wren).

Thatta Boy!

Haha! XD

Hammie in the second panel hahahaha! Look at the pose!