Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for August 26, 2023

Just try reading a week’s worth of Crankshaft strips. You’ll be sound asleep in no time.

Can’t wait to see how this all syncs up with the other site’s strips come tomorrow.

Lord do I hate Positive Anymore.

“Boy, anymore all night takes all night!” What language is this mistranslated from? English to Klingon to English? Also, Pam’s hair stays perfectly in place while tossing & turning in bed. Does Pam coat her hair with PAM cooking spray?

Also: Where’s Crankshaft?

wow…i woke up at 2:30 this morning too…how odd

Misery loves company.

Well Pam, there’s a couple of cures for that. And, since it’s Friday night/Saturday morning, if Jeff’s “up”…

Alllll…. Niiiiiight…. Looooong….!

to come up with something that makes no sense and get it published is some type of genius

It won’t improve young lady

Boy, anymore I’m at a loss. All of the words in this strip are simple, recognizable. But as they stand they neither make sense nor sound like something a person might say.

Ain’t that the truth.

I work in sleep medicine and that is how a lot of my patients describe their nights.

That massive pile of hair covering their blanket is probably keeping her awake.

I hate awakening knowing my alarm will go off in an hour, then not being able to fully resume sleep from then on.

Tom must have seen the old joke about the definition of “old”: when what you used to do all night now takes all night to do.

Think he understood the context?

Is this badly translated from another language? No one says “restless sleep?” What is even that?

Haha! XD