The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 16, 2023

Sponger bad man.

“Then it’ll be $10 for that slice!”

Nasty old Rancid

And so it should be a fine – but make it $50.

Pizza is fine. Real fine when it’s all mine. 9<)

And eating at your desk is another $25.

Rancid owns the cafeteria. Gotta keep the profits rolling in.

then we’re even

He’s like some of the guys in my college frat. They always knew when a pizza arrived and always mooched a piece but never bought.

Poor Brutus. Veeblefester is living up to his first name of Rancid. He’ll deduct the $25 from Brutus’ paycheck and stash it in his own wallet.

well WTF….

Since when, Bossman? You can’t control every aspect of how an employee does lunch, especially when you’re partaking of some of it. That’s probably an OSHA violation.

Speaking of hypocritical…..

Since when?

To whom?….

Is he going to fine his self for eating pizza?

What if he can show that he wasn’t in the office when he ordered the pizza?

One day Brutus will leave his job and his boss. The question is, will it be in a straightjacket or handcuffs?

Wow! Mind totally blown. That’s the lowest of the Rancid lows – so far. I didn’t think it was possible for Rancid to go even lower than my previous bottomed out opinion of him but he managed. Now I have to adjust my sights. Lower

Brutus yells back, “You said, $25 was fine for pizza, not that I had to pay a fine for pizza”…

Funny – That Slice will cost you exactly $25.00 !!!

“But my mother-in-law ordered if for me. YOU talk to her!”

I’m surprised Rancid didn’t use the old tried-and-true line teachers like to say: “I hope you brought enough for everybody!”

Veebs obviously has no floor when it comes to pettiness.

does the fine go into the pizza fund…?

At that point, I think I would flat-out tell Veeblefester where, exactly, he could stuff that pizza.

since when? is that one of those unwritten rules or something. :\

@Yakety Sax- Yeah and a buck for every piece of pepperoni on it! Cheap, unappreciative SOB!! It’s definitely time for Brutus to bounce out of there!!