Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 13, 2023

Next time, try a Speedo!!!

Nothing to see here, folks.

I thought it was National Flip-Flop Day.

Hey! Made ya look, anyway!

It’s National Left Handers Day.

Getting a little bit of a paunch there Dave. (And I don’t mean Erik Estrada)

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh, Dave :)

Is wearing a thong a thing now?

I can’t resist… “Thing a thong of thix penth a pocket full of rye….”

Thing a thong of thixpence……..

No, thank you. I’m out of brain bleach.

Roflmao! It happens to the best of us……☺️☺️☺️

Those people are also rude…☺️☺️

National Wear a Thong Day is June 5th.

National Show You Wear a Thong Day is October 19th.

National Underwear Day is August 5th.

National Flip-flop Day occurs on the Wednesday following Memorial Day.

Dave’s beach playlist: “There’s a thong in my heart”, “Thongs for the memories”, “Thing a thong of thix penth” (courtesy of Dobie and Lee26). Any others folks??

That’s Thong of the South right there. “Thip a dee doo dads…”

And no one wants to see a overweight woman in a swim suit, Karen.

If you’ve got that middle-age overhang and proud of it,

then show it …

but the shadow knows what’s below it …!

( clap your hands … and forehead )

The starfish is going to be blind just like his sea relatives.

In the Discworld series, Igor pronounces all esses as th. I cracked up the first time he said “Oh Thit”

he was happy ’cause he picked up that bathing suit for a thong…

This is what I think of when I hear thong or thongs:

https://tinyurl.com/yfjzjjwd

I’m not sure anyone wants to see a thong on anyone of any age!

“Look, lady…” “NO! That’s exactly what I DON’T wanna do!”