Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 10, 2023

Hey Marigold, I dare you to challenge pumpkin spice!

Unicorns are the best at fall, but what about autumn? Can she autumn better than a leaf?

Unicorns fall at 9.8 m/s^2 while a leaf wafts on the air. It’s not a fair contest. Try it on the moon.

Leaf it out!

After a week of talking to a cat, a white furry animal “leaps in”!

All participants must report for kingdom checking.

Technically it is still up in the air. Until Phoebe takes it off.

She won by a broken coccyx if that’s what it took!.

I swear that looked just like concrete at first, but it has to be dirt.

of course Marigold is sure enough that Phoebe will stand out of the way and not be killed under her bum.

It had to hurt Marigold’s back and neck and she probably even feels it in her horn.

Marigold should try going down the chimney on Christmas Eve and see where that ends up.

Santa would be blocked as well as insulted by seeing her hind end stuck in the chimney opening that no children would get any presents.

and if Phoebe and Dakota don’t hurry and catch up with that train then we might not see her till Christmas or even then so.

I would think that would hurt, Marigold!

The leaf never made it to the ground anyway!

Ah, I love the sight of raining unicorns in early autumn.

She sure brags a lot.

“The falling leaves drift by the window. The autumn leaves of red and…MARIGOLD?!?! OH, NO—”

Lucky for Phoebe that she was standing where she was.

Aren’t you supposed to yell “fore” in this situation? Or is that just golf?

Unicorns should not try this at home.

How sporting to give the leaf a head start.

Who says nuts don’t come from trees? Sheesh!

OHHHHHHHHH!!!!! fall!

The leaves aren’t falling yet, it’s only early September… they haven’t even changed color yet.