Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 23, 2023

In panel 4, he throws those stars at the manager.

And Horace has the starring role.

I once stayed in a motel where thepicture hung above the med fell off the wall and landed on the pillow where my head had recently been, Got $30 off the bill for that one.

My fans have four blades.

Sort of like the joke about the man who removed what looked like a bug on the floor. He slept fine but the customer in the floor below had the light fixture drop on him.

YELP review by Horace: “not a fan”

one more star and I’d call a lawyer.

Yep. It’s Five Stars all right.

Nice accurate drawing of the fan wires. OUCH!

five star motel of headaches. :}

I once checked into a hotel of a leading chain, this one located in L.A. There was a large bakery box full of sold disposal diapers on the dresser. I went and found another place to stay.

It one thing to be a star and has a lotsa fans. It entirely different thing to be a fan and has lotsa stars.

Fans always give five stars. :(

Just imagine what you would have gotten if your head was still on the pillow when it fell …………. ;0

guess that’s what happens when Horace takes the elevator to his room…!

Horace, are you okay? So much for the 5⭐️ Motel!

Had that happen at home. But it didn’t improve my rating as a handyman.

they don’t label them 5 stars for nothing!

I KNEW that is what the star rating meant!!

I’ll bet Horace isn’t really a…fan, of the place.

Make sure your ceiling fan is attached properly. I’ve seen videos of them falling and destroying tables.