Garfield by Jim Davis for September 28, 2023

Hey Garfield. There’s an app called “Uber eats” that lets you have anything delivered!

And who pays for that pizza you had delivered?

Disassembly only.

The Pizza place has had so many orders from that house, they have Jon’s card details memorized….

Plus every bite is a flavor slam and soooooooooooo satisfying to sink your teeth into!!

Unless of course they fail to cut it properly.

So, what do I do with this Allen wrench now?

Hasn’t been eating lasagna for a long time, pizza quicker to make and less messy.

do not need batteries either

That’s a good size pizza. Garfield must have given a much bigger tip to the pizza guy than Broom Hilda did.

I remember there were a few times when Garfield tried eating frozen pizzas.

on your part, Garfield…for the person who made the pizza, it was total assembly…

How is he not on My 600 lb. life by now?

Yup. Just open the box and eat that delicious pizza.

We live only 14 miles from the capital city of our state and we still can’t get decent pizza delivered… maybe someday.

No assembly required … by him.

It was, however, freshly assembled for him at the pizza place.

The best food is pre-made food. Decreases work by at least 90%.

when I get BBQ from a local place it can be messey so i change my clothes so something that can take a hit of sauce if need be, or as i tell my wife “I’m going to undress for dinner.”

Fully assembled? That slice has only 5 pepperoni on it. It’s required to have SIX. I want my money back.

We pick it up ourselves. . . No tip and delivery fee

Food that requires no work from Garfield? It’s his dream

Check out today’s Broom Hilda – comments, you’ll never do a pizza joke again

But unfortunately there is still that delivery fee.

There’s generally no assembly required for frozen pizza, either — just stick it in the oven for however long it takes to bake. Although Garfield might not like waiting that long for it…!

It was obviously not from Ikea

Hope you save some for Jon

I love how much the middle frame illustrates how much of a fat silly goose Garfield is.