Close to Home by John McPherson for August 21, 2023

stillbetter than most fast food

And it’s better than going out trying to find a road kill.

It is one step down from Roadkill Helper.

Mommy & Daddy vulture are looking to see if junior is fooled.

Just add roadkill.

Ah yes, and Bleeb’s return from vacation is confirmed.. Yay!

From the makers of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.

Lunch [x] cancel. Done.

Bleeding should be care…or they’ll eat him.

Mmmm, road kill! The street meat you can’t beat!

Oh boy! Rancid Ranch, my favorite!

Before they start eating, one of them has to say “Let us prey”.

A perfect product the extreme cheapskates.

Why is box on the table? Do you leave the Hamberger Helper box on the table?

Mmm, tastes like fresh roadkill, just like momma used to bring home!

Good morning bleeb, watch them birds don’t eat you

I think I may have had that…

It’s always nice to see a family come together over a meal. Well, usually.

Nothing like a steaming plate of blood and guts to start the day!

Make sure to leave some for the crows.

Did they regurgitate before pouring?

“Impossible Roadkill” “Beyond Roadkill”

Yep if it comes in a box, kids will eat it.

Dad had a tough time carrion that carcass home.

After the prayer you may carrion.

Possum tofu??

The box should have said “Road Kill Helper”.

Their smiles are creeping me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhh! :)

The fake food industry sinks to new lows.

Manny, Moe, & Jack

Alert! Buzzards have teeth!

Great Art John, I love it! And it’s very clever and funny, keep it up!…

LOLOL

Road Kill Stew- first go out to the interstate, find a critter that’s met it’s fate, scrape it up, it’ll taste great

Claw lickin’ good!

My relatives again