Close to Home by John McPherson for August 25, 2023

better than one nose, half off!

If the doc doesn’t do a good job. Then the repair is free.

Now if only she could get that deal on something she has 2 of. Hmmm…

He should be doing boob jobs One for the price of 2

No Bleeb no. That is not the right place to be…you should be checking out her elfin shoes!

Besides, you seem to be upsetting that guy.

They charge by the nostril…you still pay through the nose.

Wait a minute! … I think I’ve seen that clinic inside my Walmart!? They often combine it with an oil change.

Siamese Twins frequent here. The Two-Headed Monster as well.

So, if you’re two-faced…

Bleeb, vacation seems to have really thrown you off of your game. At least now you are in the right general area, but your actual targets are behind you and down the line of chairs.

Happy Hour should be when they turn frowns upside down.

After every procedure, you’ll get a free wallet lift.

Two nose jobs? There are some people who would qualify for two face lifts.

Hey, where’s that nose been?

Great. My ex-wife and I will be first in line. She can have both of them.

Forger it!

It’s BOGO….

When you decided to do it, they put you in a small room to select which nose you would like.

You can’t pick your nose in public.

It doesn’t matter what the noses look like, they’ll ac-septum.

Yes, but – who has 2 noses?

How about LASIK instead?

One time I had three nose jobs for the price of two.

That’d be a great deal for someone who has 2 noses.

Well, some are two faced