Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 11, 2023

unplug your brain and reboot Patty…

Can I phone a friend?

So many questions to ask when the only reply from the adult teacher sounds like a muted fluegalhorn!

Certainly, the principal’s office is right down the hall.

OK. Different question. Who does ( or doesn’t) do your hair ?

Peppermint Patty seems to be a bright kid. But her school learning abilities are very low. Can’t someone get her into a special Ed class for those with learning disabilities?

A proto version of restarting a router. Interesting.

Something tells me that Peppermint Patty might have some kind of learning disability.

Maybe you can do a “Groundhog’s Day” and keep repeating the day until you get the questions, PP?

Is she plugged in?

LOL Usually when a student says “I don’t understand the question” it really means “I don’t know the answer”. Told to The Count by a Friend and, yes, The Count does have friends.

I have had days when I got in the car, turned on the engine, turned it back off and went back in the house for a second cup of coffee. I called it “rebooting my day.”

Sounds like Peppermint Patty is doing a spelling bee…

What if you said it in a form of a question? Wait a minute, this isn’t Jeopardy! (Art Fleming and Alex Trebek are laughing in thier graves).

reboot

Said every kid who ever went to school.

Ask for a pinch hitter.

Or went out the door and just kept going?

That’s what I do whenever I walk into the wrong house

Oh Patty, perhaps you ought to try talking to the school building as Sally does.

Over the weekend I saw Off the Mark for Sept. 8.

Time to reboot?

Unfortunately, been there, done that.

but she can probably list every baseball team’s roster. she’s not stupid, she’s just not interested

Fasten your seat belts; it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.