Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 31, 2023

So Gil is the head of security for this? No wonder he has his Gil Thorp mask on.

Never seems to be any rhyme or reason to this *former comic strip.

It needs to be renamed “Gil in Wonderland”

Looks like we got us a Convoy.

AHH! GODZILLA!

What’s your 10-20 good Buddy? See you on the backside. Going to the choke and puke.

Wow, three days in a row of the same subject? P4: Don’t talk about Dr. Pearl and her friend like that!

Looks like Luke was hired to protect the dinosaur exhibit. Who cares what trouble the kids get into, as long as those bones don’t get touched. And speaking of bones, move your weary bones and get over to Mopped Up Thorp right now,

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/08/31/i-mean-yeah-shes-old/

Because cell phones aren’t a thing in Milford.

I bet Whigs gets to give Henry input on what stories to do …e.g.: “….please Henry!…do a story on something where I can draw a T-Rex skeleton…I’ve been working on it and think that I’ve got it down…c’mon man!…I can do it…”

What the hell is going on?

Luke rushed over from his Milford Mall security gig. No time to change!

P4 Just keep an eye out for that creepy janitor and make sure he stays away from Keri. I overheard him in the hallway the other day mumbling something about they being the best two-bagger he’d ever seen.”

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

I’m not sure what possibility is funnier: if Luke Hernandez’s pay at his new Milford coaching job is so low that he has to moonlight as a museum security guard, or if he’s just doing this as part of his job as a Milford faculty member and went out and bought a vaguely law-enforcement-y uniform to help him establish his authority as a chaperone. (The other possibility — that, as this summer’s Prison Bowl demonstrated, Milford-area athletics is becoming full integrated into the carceral state — isn’t really funny at all.)

Luke’s new uniform is very slimming.

What is Gil expecting to happen at the museum that he added security? And why is there a T Rex at a modern art museum?

So he drops them off, and just happens to have a walkie to talk to the museum security?

P3: It was nice Dr. Pearl could come along.

where are the Ramadan parents that are suppose to be paying for gil will do anything to stay away from his wife .

El Tigre? My childhood friend had a motorbike with that name. Wasn’t made for dirt trails and slow. Luke is becoming Hank’s version of Bernard Fife.

Wow Gil really trusts his kid…

P 2: Yeah, Luke is a unit, alright

Just PLEASE don’t put this rendition on “Beyond Belief”. I’d hate to see the switchboard on the ones responding “Fiction”.