Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 31, 2023

Now how in the world are they going to break a bowling ball? Or have they not thought that far ahead yet.

Dad needs a heavier bowling ball, if a little kid can hold it out like that.

Yeah, breaking a bowling ball is a lot more reasonable than just faking a case of epilepsy…

Gene’s going to make you watch the entire series if you throw his beloved bowling ball out of balance.

Depends on what else breaks too when you try to break the bowling ball.

Don’t do it boys it ain’t worth it

It hasn’t been all that long since the football through the television screen incident.

But what if that IS his new bowling ball?…

How do you break a bowling ball?

Just tell Gene that you don’t wanna watch the movie. You don’t have to get in trouble.

Following one of Kevin’s plans? Oh, this does not bode well…

Noooo! Abort! Abort!

They don’t have to break the ball; cutting a few deep grooves into it with a hammer and chisel should be enough to make it not roll straight any more.

We’re gonna need a bigger ball!

Fill the holes with blueberries!

Somethings going to get broken. Not likely the bowling ball. Hopefully no ones foot!

Oh this isn’t gonna end well.

I used to have a lime-ish green bowling ball with “HULK SMASH” carved into it. (I LOST that ball somehow. How does a person LOSE a 16-lb. bowling ball??)