B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 21, 2023

I got nothing. ;-)

Spinning log scares fish away. More excitement, less fish

For he goes birling down and down white water

That’s where the log driver learns to step lightly

Yes, birling down and down white water

The log driver’s waltz pleases girls completely

Rolling on the river

Now all the fish will be elusive. I can’t remember the name of the fish that Clumsy Carp was trying to protect.

Multitasking: Recreation and Exercise …

… and soon Washing and Wading (Bathing and maybe Swimming)

My money is on the fish to win!

He’s about to demonstrate the phrase “Easy as falling off a log”.

I’m not sure we can consider that multitasking. Depends on how long he can keep it up.

Multitasking at it’s best.

Will start the new competition….log rolling!

Best laid plans . . .

I don’t hear about loggers sending logs down the river and log rolling any more. Do they still do that?

All that splashing in the water is going to draw the attention of Megalodon. Is it shark week yet !

Wait until the shark comes. Too much excitement then.

I used to watch log rolling on Wide World of Sports (yeah, dates me right)… I thought it was really cool but knew exactly how long I’d last measured in nanoseconds.

Be more exciting if there were piranha in the river.

This could become a gonzo sport sensation called “Cast a Roll”. High degree of difficulty! It would compete with burgeoning new sport with competing bull riders catching butterflies on a TV show called “Netting a Butterfly in a Bull Market”.

Log rolling / fishing contests are held annually in White Horse, Yukon. Not

And all these decades my dead butt was on a boat seat cushion.

The sharks just have to wait…

Impressive!