Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 24, 2023

That won’t be winning any engineering awards

Catapult Golf?

Must be a long par 5

Is that a wood or an iron?

“FORE! THREE! TWO! ONE! Lift off!”

Foretitude to firing that……..

I think that it will slam the ball into the ground about fore feet in front of Rodney as the “paddle” swings a complete 180º.

There is actually a thing called Fling Golf

Are you sure that the ball is going to go straight, Rod?

Rodney is going to get a smack down. I saw this one on the roadrunner show.

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I need one of those for the par 5 holes, but I don’t think it’ll fit in my bag!

That golf ball should be rolling off the edge of that platform.

Not as satisfying as pumpkin chucking. A golf ball doesn’t smash like a pumpkin. I do think piano chucking is over the top.

Looks more like a six or seven.

I guess you can adjust the spring for different clubs……..genius.

He needs to get Dill’s brothers to come over and bring their trebuchet with them. (Cul de Sac)

Not fair, Rodney. The wheels will damage the greens.

Not to worry about being down range from the thing, the golf ball will likely burn out on reentry.

Talk about putting some “zing” in his swing!

Okay. I definitely want a shot. Also, give me some lighter fluid and a bic.

invented by Lee ‘trebuchet’ Trevino!

I’ll bet he still slices it.

Looks like something Rodney Dangerfield would pull out of his golf bag.

A bazooka is more portable.

He’s using his Q Wood.

My kind of driver!

Where is the driver?…

He’s afraid to chip over the sand trap.

I bet he gets some distance on that.