Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 14, 2023

No glass of everclear?

Looks like Peter Dutton smiling.

You have to decant it

I prefer mine childish

Justify Space Odyssey.

If you let it sit unattended, does it just evaporate or does it sneak out of the glass, tie your shoelaces together, and set fire to the curtains?

fancy duds…

A ploy to have it pressed upon him at the public house.

I really like the artwork.

And if it is adulterated, well, we’ve got ourselves another cryptic universe for the next applause harvest.

How do they feel about a tub of it? A keg? A demitasse? A shot glass?

Burritt humor, on tap.

An indifferent smile at an old nursery poem..

Humphrey sat on the wall,

Humphrey fell and broke.

Kings and horses could not get Humphrey lifting again,

Mr Smith of a school shot inside nor a sac later,

Glueing his perm fishie ,

Put Humphrey up and growing .

Towards pro bounds of quickie.

Gorillaz are a next of ken to bar bees.

…yes, how they make the anti-diarrhea pill sooo hard to take out of its case is Prue evil….

…but so are hand held scanners…

…there is no way in hello that I can figure out how they work…

…I mean…

…shoot a lazer at a barcode and everything is known…

…pure unadulterated deviltry…

…bra straps still get me…

…and though I drink Natty Daddies straight from the can…

…it can still be called a glass as in drinking vessel…

…just like a plastic vessel can still be called a glass of wine…

…why is the underwelt so sexy?…

…confound it, man…

…is it nature or nurture?…

…it has me perplexed…

…fortunately, I have Frog Applause…

…like crickets chirping…

…but vigorously opposite…

…a rousing cheerio…

…like when the women’s team finally gets paid like the men…

…then decide to play crappy like them…

…but in reverse…

…like a long distance round about…

…Jane! …

…get me off this crazy thing…

…otherwise … I just smile and wave haphazardly…

…tugging carts around the bathmat factory…

…and sitting on a sack of seeds….

That’s different.

That’s just how I like my deviltry – pure and unadulterated, neat, no frills or frippery! Give it to me straight!

His cup runneth over and over…after partaking of the unadulterated deviltry. Straight from the vine/ vein!

Republicans drink it for breakfast.

What pairs well with a glass of unadulterated deviltry?

This guy is out of hand and one shot over the line …!

I, however, am not apathetic to that sweater. I like it.

I prefer the time release capsule.

Devildo. Or devildon’t. There is no deviltry.

I like the shirt!

A wise move, actually. Satanic panic only fuels the fire.

A loaf of indifference, a jug of deviltry, and thou.

This cartoon is an insane waste of time.

Well done!®

There are so many craft and/or artisanal beers these days, with oft fanciful names. Just because I haven’t seen “Unadulterated Deviltry” on the shelfs of my local liquor store does not mean it doesn’t exist! Be that as it may, I am no fan of drink-snobbery, especially when the purveyor is clad in a bizarrely colorful Nehru jacket. Talk about poor taste….

glad you’re indifferent

What about adulterated deviltry. Are you indifferent about that, too?