Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 01, 2023

March 3rd 2023 was National Procrastination Week… i think its time to celebrate!

You donate a dollar for every mile you don’t walk while standing at the start line

I’m not ready to make excuses now. Maybe later.

Ha he is already fails for he is shows up for the race.

Procrastinate is on my To Do list. I still haven’t gotten around to it.

Good one, Ralph.

That’s my kinda race! Nobody shows up, I win by default! Where’s my trophy… and my T-shirt?

The Procrastinator’s Club of Commerce Texas is proud to announce the construction of the Centennial Well

What are they trying to cure, procrastination? Well, get on with it then!

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Dave is thinking about whether he should run or just go home and take a nap to think on it!

I’m surprised they finally got around to holding the race. But it looks like they forgot to advertise it.

I"ll comment tomorrow. Maybe.

My Procrastination Meeting was cancelled for the third week in a row due to lack of attendance. I’m pondering whether I should give it up to free up my calendar. I’ve got so many other things I can’t seem to get done.

There is no cure for procrastination.  Those who should be working on it say they’ll start tomorrow.  In the meantime they say everyone should hurry up and learn patience!

Men with dyslexia fear Pro-Castration orgs. …‼️

Wait till next year

Mañana Is Soon Enough for Me (but, now or sooner to hug Peggy).

Wait, what are you doing here? And you call yourself a procrastinator.

The perendinators won’t arrive until all the clean up is done.

We shall fight on the beaches… if the weather’s nice

…what an amateur…

This is a blatant rip-off of an In The Bleachers cartoon, except in that one, the only person in the panel is the starter.