Herman by Jim Unger for August 31, 2023

A little odd for an arsonist. :D

Do you charge extra for a burning pile of fireworks?

How thoughtful

Wife cooking again?

Easier then clearing out my garage and attic after decades of ‘gathering.’ Just spent the first 4 days of the next two weeks just separating the ‘frequently useful, rarely useful, and maybe one day possibly but unlikely to be useful.’ Then comes my study, i.e., a study in critical mass. : )

You don’t often meet courteous and considerate arsonists.

We already have another appointment scheduled for that time.

How about 10 o’clock on Thursday?

Is that AM or PM? Got to be more specific.

Old joke: Two businessmen talking.

“I just lost my business in a fire.”

“I’m sorry to hear that. I just lost my business in a hurricane.”

“How do you start a hurricane?”

AM or PM? What time zone?

Sorry, we don’t make house calls.

“Burnin’ down the house….”

Arsonists anonymous meeting?!

That was extremely thoughtful of him.

In one of the “Carry On” movies: Fireman arrive after fire, bad luck. Fireman arrive before fire, very suspicious.

Not a very clever arson.