Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 07, 2023

Shouldn’t their stats include their rap sheets?

seismic-2. If they included their rap sheets. There would be no room for their pictures in the panel.

Are the dollar-sign tattoos on their biceps a special designation for the players who raised the most money through their vape sales?

Nothing like a little prison ink to set yourselves apart… and I thought ToBe was a Frosh last year. No?

Not sure if those are shoulder pads on Leo or weights to keep him from blowing away in a stiff wind.

In all reality, don’t miss tomorrow’s edition, Hank features the hottest cheerleaders of Milford !

Leo Atzoonheidt didn’t play football last year and now he’s the starting QB?

Barajas hawking Mudlark trading cards. Trib syndicate not paying him enough per story line-sub plot.

Another riveting football season at venerable Milord Stadium. Who’s the opening opponent? Hot Rod Barnes has been deemed healthy after being hospitalized last Winter with a health concern due to partaking in vaping?

Where’s Pedro?

Man, we have to live with these two for 2 more years??

I’m pretty sure kwan is playing center ?

does jami get a chance to be waterboy ?

Better on paper than my HS QB. Mike, senior, height 5’ 3", weight maybe 135 wearing a lead-weight diving belt. Our coach’s theory was apparently that he could see under the offensive line.

At least the Nebraska DL recruits going to a couple of our rival schools had a hard time tackling him, in the same way that it’s hard for a human to tackle a chipmunk. Good thing, too, as one good hit from those guys could have put him in a wheelchair for life.

We went 1-29 in the three years I went to that school, with the 1 being a 9-7 win in a driving rain. (Not three FG…one TD and one safety.)

So this year, Trans, Tobi is one inch shy of 6 foot and weighs 185. They been vaping ‘roids. Is that what the Juvi’s were supposed to tell Gill?

“Get your program!!!!!! Get your program!!!!!!! Ya can’t tell one inmate from another without a program…”

What are the symbols on their arms? They come from something, googling didn’t help. Whatever they mean, does this mean Ransom Hale is back in town? Wonder if he has a new selection of fake bootleg DVDs. And speaking of fake, don’t settle for any fakes, go for the real thing, Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/09/07/our-future-stars/