Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 29, 2023

She’s not for you, Herb. Btw, did her answer “Na” have anything to do with sodium chloride being “NaCl”?

She periodically says that

She will give you high blood pressure anyway.

He shouldn’t have peppered her with questions.

Makes for a bland day.

Maybe he can spice up the relationship with the right seasoning.

Probably just as well… I might get Natrium in the left Atrium!

This is the salt talks breaking down.

I’ve had my daily allotment of Dad puns already? But I wanted fries at lunch!

Wife pillar, Lot’s calm.

You might proposition Mrs. Dash instead. That could make for a spicy affair.

Ah yes, the dearth of the earth …!

I guess it’s time to AcCePt it and move ion.

Na, I’m not a miscenegist, she replied…

So salty!

she couldn’t stand him peppering her with questions and taking up her valuable thyme…

OPE, Dave!!

(…eyes rolling way back in head…)