Angry Little Girls by Lela Lee for October 02, 2023

I know that you’ll feel better

When you send us in your letter

And tell us the name of your favorite vegetable.

“Vegetables”, The Beach Boys

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions

Easy answer, the other two people can start their own stands and sell whatever it is they think they should sell.

I aspire to a permanent vegetative state.

You just can’t win…

Vegatative people don’t get offended in any meaningful way.