Herman by Jim Unger for September 05, 2023

Dude! Do you want to get kicked in the nuggets? Because that is how you end up getting kicked in the nuggets!

Problem is, when she diets…you diet!

Obvious cheating. But to what purpose?

“Not with you ‘helping’!”

When I was in the Air Force, we had to maintain weight and physical fitness standards. I suggested we take the entire squadron and weight them on the scale used to weigh trucks and then divide by the number of people instead of weighing each person individually.

Well, she’s a prize alright.

I do that at grocery stores – the expressions as the weight slowly goes up!! One of these days I’m going to get punched but I am laughing so hard they end up laughing too.

C’mon man!!!!!!

Dimwit! He knows that he is being rude and obnoxious.

If the dial spins all the way back around to zero do you win?

That’s evil on a much larger scale.

That is a fun thing to try to do.

Funny ‘toon……

That’s just plain mean…LOL

Just a wee mite mean. The poor lady was already worried enough to check.

Now just call Guinness and see if she qualifies for a new world record

Yeah. Bad for you if she sees your foot …

She’s been under a lot of pressure lately.

She’s probably just gonna say the scales lies anyway.

Wow! Great PSA. Never woulda thought to look behind me before seeing this.

must have been a butcher in the old days with the thumb on the scale

The same thing happens every time I get on a scale, only my prankster must be the Invisible Man, because I don’t see anyone when it happens.