I see that a self-proclaimed old guy is once again reiterating his distaste for old guys. Must be a challenge living with such self-loathing every day.
He has negotiated a time to be booked during the prime TV viewing hours to get maximum coverage. The booking process involves a mugshot, fingerprinting and having height and weight recorded. Traitor45 has asked for an exemption from being photographed but the Fulton County sheriff isn’t inclined to grant it. If he follows his script, he will hold a new conference afterwards. If, as is typical with him, he degenerates into his typical delusional rants defying the judge’s orders concerning them, he might just be escorted back to the jail.
So he threw paper towels … at least he didnt stand in front of ppl that just lost everything to flooding and told them “ I know how you feel ones I almost lose Melania and my ‘87 rolls when our house flooded “ referring to his kitchen sink over flowing 30 years ago
Rudy’s “mug” shot is flattering to him (no height chart behind him and he isn’t holding an identification sign in front of him). It just looks like a nice photograph. The former guy will no doubt get the same treatment.
Meanwhile, many are looking forward to brain dead biden’s turn. You know, for selling all of us down the river so he and his crack head son could rake in $20 million. Or did you all forget about that little detail.
I don’t know about Fulton County Georgia but last time I got fingerprinted it was done with an electronic sensor pad and Paper towels were needed to get the moisturizer off my hands and not ink.
sipsienwa Premium Member 11 months ago
Love this one. Was just talking about his paper towels.
Coopersdad 11 months ago
I know that’s his trademark but there aren’t enough paper towels in the world to clean up that mess!!!
Alexander the Good Enough 11 months ago
Out, damed spot! out, I say!
braindead Premium Member 11 months ago
I guess that since Rudy was allowed his hair dye, that Trump won’t have to wash his face before the mug shot.
robertthomasson 11 months ago
They will need a microscope to see the prints with hands/fingers that small.
erik.vanthienen 11 months ago
I hope they force him to undo his comb-over when they take his mugshot. One for the history books!
oldspacehound 11 months ago
But he has such tiny hands.
Old recluse 11 months ago
Ditto the Biden presidency! Why can’t the parties drop both of them as the large majority of Americans do not want a 2020 rematch.
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
I’ll have just one question for Trump: How many flushes does it take to empty your jailhouse toilet?
baldyzuzu Premium Member 11 months ago
As Graydon Carter said all those years ago. Little fingers = little ….
Direwolf 11 months ago
So will trump find a way to avoid being booked or will he make a big production out of it and use it to raise money?
Masterskrain 11 months ago
LOL!!! Absolutely PERFECT!!!
judirapelje 11 months ago
Thank you for the laugh out loud this morning Mike!!!!!!
Serial Pedant 11 months ago
I thought his was loo paper.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 11 months ago
Usually I just confine myself to clicking “Like” on certain comments, but for this one I went up to the top to click “♥” on the toon itself.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 11 months ago
I see that a self-proclaimed old guy is once again reiterating his distaste for old guys. Must be a challenge living with such self-loathing every day.
mourdac Premium Member 11 months ago
He has negotiated a time to be booked during the prime TV viewing hours to get maximum coverage. The booking process involves a mugshot, fingerprinting and having height and weight recorded. Traitor45 has asked for an exemption from being photographed but the Fulton County sheriff isn’t inclined to grant it. If he follows his script, he will hold a new conference afterwards. If, as is typical with him, he degenerates into his typical delusional rants defying the judge’s orders concerning them, he might just be escorted back to the jail.
Perkycat 11 months ago
Good laugh this morning!!
Raging Moderate 11 months ago
Please flee the country, please please please.
leonardonyc 11 months ago
So he threw paper towels … at least he didnt stand in front of ppl that just lost everything to flooding and told them “ I know how you feel ones I almost lose Melania and my ‘87 rolls when our house flooded “ referring to his kitchen sink over flowing 30 years ago
monya_43 11 months ago
Rudy’s “mug” shot is flattering to him (no height chart behind him and he isn’t holding an identification sign in front of him). It just looks like a nice photograph. The former guy will no doubt get the same treatment.
Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago
He should be used to this by now.
Ally2005 11 months ago
Is D j rump selling his mug shots yet? $$$$$.
My First Premium Member 11 months ago
Meanwhile, many are looking forward to brain dead biden’s turn. You know, for selling all of us down the river so he and his crack head son could rake in $20 million. Or did you all forget about that little detail.
charliekane 11 months ago
They big enough to get a legible print?
superposition 11 months ago
If members of the Q/MAGA cohort don’t trust statistics/polls — because they always lie to pollsters __ is TFG really ahead in the polls?
Coopersdad 11 months ago
It is easy to see why “OLD RECLUSE” is an old recluse!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 11 months ago
Nice throwback!
FreyjaRN Premium Member 11 months ago
ROTFLMAOASTC! Poor cats. If he thinks he can disguise himself as a dalmatian, he’s wrong. The dog is smarter.
Ally2005 11 months ago
D j rump thought the sign said fingerpainting…………………….
ragsarooni Premium Member 11 months ago
Now THAT’S funny!
Arghhgarrr Premium Member 11 months ago
I don’t know about Fulton County Georgia but last time I got fingerprinted it was done with an electronic sensor pad and Paper towels were needed to get the moisturizer off my hands and not ink.