Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 08, 2023

Gnoming home with you

It looks a lot like the Travelocity gnome in my yard.

A petrified elf, LOL!

Peter, you know so much and have the vocabulary to articulate.

Sooo… me. I’m a petrified elf.

The kids will have to share the back seat on the way home…

Of course mom wants to buy it.

A mummified elf on the shelf

Do petrified elves bake stale cookies?

Oh good, something new to gross Peter out.

Make sure Alice can see it from her bedroom window.

Wouldn’t you know it? LOL! ☺️

Take him to the city. He’ll be a metro-gnome.

Sit the frozen Tomte between Alice and Petey on the way home.

Is it a Winklebottom?

Ah – “petrified” – a double entendre!

That’s an awesome gnome!

To Gnome is to Lovem.

You know, Petey could be right.

Madeline, NO! Show some taste!

There’s gnome accounting for differing tastes, between an urn fancier and a gnome fan (and those who find both ghastly—I’m with you, Petey).