Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 04, 2023

And Lawyers.

I wouldn’t like to be the postie around there….

The “Quality” that’s increased is not always the most favorable.

What’s a dragons favorite snack?

Fire crackers

What do you call a Chinese dragon’s beard?

Low mane

How much does a dragon weigh?

Depends on the scales.

Strange. Henry seems to be mostly friendly.

And when you get sued because you let your pet out to feed, how will you feel then, Wiz?

Mass X speed = a very significant impact Henry is making!

Anyone else think of Spongebob when reading that last line?

All??Fake news

I approve of people keeping pets . . . as long as they keep them at home.

Of course. The best pet you can get is the pet that keeps away folks you don’t like and don’t want to see. I’m allergic to cats. My “ex” keeps cats all over the house.

yeah, it’s the rest of us who suffer

I think that they should celebrate “Retirement Day”, a day that for most follows “Labor Day”. ;-p

Dragons always like a quick snack. They mostly like Brave Knights. It all started with that “Tall Tail” Once upon a time there was a brave knight. One day he was riding through the forest when he met a beautiful Princess and he saved her from a Dragon. Brave Knights everywhere avoid Dragons. It’s just a “Tall Tail”! It never happened, Dragons always make a quick snack out of Brave Knights.

Henry ……. Henry ……. “HENRY” …… Oh, what the heck …… just make sure you cleanup good ……. ;0

Thanks for Henry,,, been missing him…

At least it wasn’t his spleen.

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And the insurance companies

Always feed your dragon BEFORE letting them outside…

A literal one-legger salesperson.

Out on the steps……..Honeybees