Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 08, 2023

The Procrastinator—Coming someday to a theater near you. Maybe.

Hasta mañana, baby!

Hey, who font-ed?

They are all so great, I can’t pick a favorite…

Tech Support:

Help for the helpless

Hope for the hopeless

Clues for the clueless

Soap for the soapless.

Brain for the brainless?

Tomorrow he’ll change his name to The Perendinator.

a fontastic gag…

Putting the best face possible on it.

If he’s not getting paid for it he can only be an Amateur Crastinator.

C1 – Horace, come back… It’s just a meteor shower….!

C2 – Horace… suggest you underline BOLD…!

C3 – Horace, I can help with that, see you tomorrow…!

great super power you got there Horace. :}

What is “crastination”, and why are so many people for it?

Gasp! FORE!

Horace thinks he’s not bold enough to go where no one has gone before. Up font!

Tomorrow, tomorrow there’s always tomorrow…..Horace will think about it tomorrow…maybe

Ĭ̈’̆̈m̆̈ l̆̈ĭ̈k̆̈ĭ̈n̆̈ğ̈ t̆̈h̆̈ĕ̈ n̆̈ĕ̈w̆̈ S̆̈ŭ̈p̆̈ĕ̈r̆̈h̆̈ĕ̈r̆̈ŏ̈ f̆̈ŏ̈n̆̈t̆̈!̆̈

As the saying goes, “Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off today.”

Here’s my comment: To be continued tomorrow …

He should run for President. If he wins, he could lead a procrastination.

Now ….. look at what you’ve done ….. Horace …… :)

HA! The procrastinator does have a ring to it. You can answer it tomorrow.

The Terminator’s brother… The Procrastinator: “I’ll be back… maybe tomorrow. Or later.”

If once a man indulges himself in murder, he soon comes to think very little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination. Once begun upon this downward path, you never know where you are to stop. Many a man has dated his ruin from some murder or other that perhaps he thought little of at the time.

—Thomas de Quincy

I’m such a procrastinator my bad luck comes on Saturday the 14th

Ha! Horace , I’m two steps behind your wit.

I once joined the Procrastinator’s Club. The meetings kept getting postponed.

He’s my ideal.

He’ll be back … eventually.