When I went to the kitchen, the cat was there, outside the window. It was just sitting there, watching me. “Well,” I thought, “it’s a cat, and has nothing better to do, since it isn’t hungry for the moment.” So I went about my business, ending up with binge-watching a few episodes of a series that had caught my interest. And then to bed. This is where it started to get weird. I was awakened in the dead of night by a voice nearby in the dark. It said, “Arise, for you have been called upon to fulfill your destiny. I have searched for many years, and now you are found.” There was only a dim light from my clock radio’s digital display in the room, but my eyes were full adjusted to the dark. Still, I could make out nothing but a faint shadow where the voice seemed to originate. “What? What destiny? How did you get in here? What is this?” I felt a bit like an armadillo caught in the headlights of an oncoming truck.
That’s why the ones I’ve seen were all dead, squashed in the middle of the road, “road” in this case meaning assorted Texas highways (when I lived in Texas for a couple of years as a youth)….
Jonathan Lemon creator over 1 year ago
He’s gonna roll with it.
Imagine over 1 year ago
Each to be appreciated on their own to the fullest.
tudza Premium Member over 1 year ago
Holding out for Riotous Nourishment and Intellectual Mirth.
Superfrog over 1 year ago
But first I think I’ll have the antypasto platter.
tudza Premium Member over 1 year ago
I understand the green ones spread leprosy.
The Old Wolf over 1 year ago
Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!
*Space Madness at The Station* over 1 year ago
The San Francisco 49ers extension time saves the 40 minute drill.
3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago
…if you arm a dil-do watch out for the itchy trigger finger…
…if you arm a Giddens look out for Forrest fires, extreme hot temperatures, earthquakes, hurricanes, floods, and Twinkies that never age…
…FA brings intellectual mirth…
…does that count?…
…the Mississippi overflowed it’s banks…
…in Memphis they overran their banks…
…in Akron…
…their banks close early on Wednesday…
…poor Charlie played dead on a red ant hill…
…that bites…
…am I right?…
…without looking…
…name the Bumstead children…
…
pat sandy creator over 1 year ago
how ‘bout the day after tomorrow?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago
When I went to the kitchen, the cat was there, outside the window. It was just sitting there, watching me. “Well,” I thought, “it’s a cat, and has nothing better to do, since it isn’t hungry for the moment.” So I went about my business, ending up with binge-watching a few episodes of a series that had caught my interest. And then to bed. This is where it started to get weird. I was awakened in the dead of night by a voice nearby in the dark. It said, “Arise, for you have been called upon to fulfill your destiny. I have searched for many years, and now you are found.” There was only a dim light from my clock radio’s digital display in the room, but my eyes were full adjusted to the dark. Still, I could make out nothing but a faint shadow where the voice seemed to originate. “What? What destiny? How did you get in here? What is this?” I felt a bit like an armadillo caught in the headlights of an oncoming truck.
ericlscott creator over 1 year ago
And watch out for cars, armadillo!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Today, Bach & a book..
tomorrow ..ravage and plunder
Linguist over 1 year ago
“The sun will come out tomorrow …”
Rev Phnk Ey over 1 year ago
Yeah? Well so are you.
UltraLameFest2 over 1 year ago
Furiously Happy.
coltish1 over 1 year ago
Sounds like the ants are putting on their own show!
Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator over 1 year ago
“Riotous mirth” is my new favorite term.
davewhamond creator over 1 year ago
Too much intellectual nourishment can cause riotous girth.
mapleparkgeorge Premium Member over 1 year ago
And on the seventh day she’ll rest. Wait, what day is sexual fulfillment?
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
What’s flat and furry and full of flies?
ROADMEAT!
( from a little ditty composed years ago )
Jesse Atwell creator over 1 year ago
That armadillo has a plan!
artjohn42 over 1 year ago
Someone please wake me in time for the riotous mirth? I’m all tuckered out from the intellectual nourishment.
lawguy05 over 1 year ago
Raccoon on the half shell.
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
Intellectual nourishment is always followed by a hangover.
Amanda El-Dweek creator over 1 year ago
I’d take either.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Armadillos move slowly.
That’s why the ones I’ve seen were all dead, squashed in the middle of the road, “road” in this case meaning assorted Texas highways (when I lived in Texas for a couple of years as a youth)….
*Space Madness at The Station* over 1 year ago
On the Reading the Short Line in the B&O with Pennsylvania is for Crooks.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 1 year ago
Don’t know why the strip for September 1, 2023 isn’t posting…