Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 14, 2023

Bring that android here to Boston. The Boston Pops could use him.

TMI warning: Eating all that Lego plastic could cause one’s hemorrhoids to start squirting blood.

I know that the “conductor” business is a scam. I saw the musicians with cheat sheets right in front of them. They don’t even try to hide them! :D

Is it conducting or is it an android metronome? Can it stop the orchestra, turn around, and give a dirty scowl in the general direction of a ringing phone in the audience?

And that Korean audience claimed it was the best rendition of Chip-Sticks they’d ever heard!

But it is drive-thru only at the Lego restaurant. Patrons would NOT like to walk into a restaurant where the floor was covered in errant Lego bricks..

Anybody seeing me.?

One holiday weekend, 6 people perished from hunger, trying to order-build Dim Sum and a Turducken.

The critics panned EveR6’s performance as “mechanical”!

Gert-Jan Oskan. Was he Swedish by any chance? “You have been assimilated. Ridiculous is futile!” Beedee, Beedee, Beedee. Let’s get Wilma, Buck!

Then Oskam became a android!

Not to be confused with Eve 6, the band who sang “Inside Out.”

BION is really getting pretty lame. Maybe they should just stick to once a week – Sunday comics, and keep the tidbits reasonably interesting.

I’m intrigued by those implants Gert Jan-Oskam received