Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 03, 2023

Who knew that monkeyshines involved moonshine?

The glottal stops never started again.

But you know it’s going to wag when you get excited.

The vestigial tail would be on the back side, not the front side. On the front it’s prehensile.

What do discreet underwear adjustments look like?

When was this event? Who was invited? Not me!

Next time, go Commando!!

It being a week end, and I having nothing pressing to accomplish, I managed a bit of online activity, bill paying, game playing and such. By one pm, I was a bit tired. I settled into my recliner for a bit of napping. Sleep came quickly, but so did dreaming. I found myself tossed from scenario to scenario, continuity absent entirely, master of ceremonies at the annual Bath Mat Factory Employee Picnic one moment, and shunned for my nakedness and physical deformities the next. This wound on for a bit, and then the cat was there again. I felt weak and exhausted, unable to move or respond to it. “You know,” it said, “I was the inspiration for Mundaze Katt, and you can be my next creative partner.” A brief light filled me with hope and possibilities, and I managed to squeak out, “Really?” “No,” said the cat, “I’m toying with you, still. You are so gullible and weak-minded. You will wake up in a moment or two. See if you can find a bit of tuna or something in your cupboards for me. I’ll be waiting outside your kitchen window."

A master of ceremonies should always wear tails.

making fun of my anatomy?

((((((((((( GASP! )))))))))

I once saw a guy at work, play pocket pool in the middle of the day!

He claimed he was making adjustments…..

Security walked him out!

…the super blue full moon is not the only bad moon phase for a gocomics overlord werewolf…

…the waxing gibbous can be pretty embarrassing, too…

…it’s where your fluffy wolf tail is not nearly formed big enough to pop out of the backside hole of your cartoon style trousers…

…but still leaves quite a backside ‘bump’…

…Sid will never forget his last Ted talk snafu…

…nor openly talk about it…

…let’s just say that the skylight has been removed from the bathmat factory auditorium

…Sid has it lucky though, compared to his uncle Jasper…

…Jasper(a high end surgeon) is a cigarette werewolf…

…once, after a long day of surgery he went to his locker for a smoke…(this was years ago, when you could do such a thing)…

…only to find out that his pack was empty…

… ARUGGGGH! …

… Jasper acreamed…

… MUST HAVE A CIGARETTE! * ….

… *ARRRRGH!

…his snout grew…

…canine teeth grew…

…he pounded on the locker…

…smashing it…

…and ran out into the menacingly…

… GAAAR CIGARETTE! …

…Jasper gnarled at a nurse…

… CIGARETTE!!! …

…the nurse went to her purse and handed him one…

…Jasper took it and lit it…

…immediately his snout went back to being a nose…

…he rose dignified and proper up in the air…

…Thank you, nurse…

…no problem, doctor…

…we’ve all been there…

It’s always about the coccyx …!

Hm, vestigial tail. Puts me in mind of “Geek Love” by Katherine Dunn. Highly recommended and very offbeat reading. (Not adding a link. The only one I could find was Amazon’s.)

If you have vestigial tail, your going to have to make underwear adjusts. Maybe try commando?

Pounding the fist.

And those of us who support the creators were not invited? TYVM.

You can. Not in Earth scream,.,.

‘Indiscreet Underwear Adjustments’ would make a very cool indie folk band name.

How many Frog Applause phrases sound like cool band names? I’ve lost count!

Go commando next time.

The toilet seat comes banging down on Mr. Willy. On the flip side the tail sits just so, with the hinge around the back of toilet seat. Don’t let the seat cut the bone on the throne. The girlfriends try not to whisper this thru lying eyes and the laughs on you.

Taller Guy knows too much. He is a cause of embarrassment to Shorter (Replaced MC) Guy. —Just look at how many Froglandians have been snickering at Replaced MC’s unfortunate happenstance!

Taller Guy must be erased! (And, yes, I do feel like Cato the Elder.)