Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 13, 2023

ah, how awful – should you remind her of all of that, Jack?

I hate it when the bag gets greasy…

If Jack writes a book it will be a best seller.

Flo never carries on when Andy leaves, and she knows he’ll come back like a bad penny

She was so close to finally being happy…

Andy Capp should work as a bartender maybe he will get free drinks for himself.

At least Flo has a better husband.

And he smelled of pickles and fries.

I wonder what they would call someone named Zed or Xavier? Everybody seems to have a descriptive first name with the same first letter as their given name.

A good divorce lawyer (who works on contingency) could solve both women’s problems.

I’m guessing she’s upset ‘cause ol’ baggy britches didn’t bring her a bag o’ bugers.

BURGERS

♪ And so you’re back, from outer space. I just walked in to find you here, with that sad look upon your face. I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key, if I’d known for just one second, you’d be back to bother me ♪

And he smells a fright. Give her some peppermint schnapps.

Put it on Andy’s tab. >;)

Greasy Gladys went skint because too many blokes were getting a burger today for which they promised to pay for Tuesday.

“Greasy Gladys” from the burger van?" Gee who wouldn’t go for that?

Some things may devastate; some not.

Now that is a funny punch line….

Ol’ Baggy Barry let Greasy Gladys slip through his fingers.

Are Burger Vans a common thing over there?

Just slip out the back, Jack; make a new plan, Stan; just drop off the key, Lee, and set yourself free.

I thought she was gonna say “HE DID WHAT, OK make it a double”.

Worse case scenario.

Flo knows it’s not easy to shed a worthless husband, because just like Baggy Barry, Andy just keeps coming back.

Backsliding Baggy Barry’s back, begrudgingly bereft of burgers and begging for beer, while Greasy Gladys is grateful the grifter’s gone!

He sounds a real catch. Not. I’d be upset too.

xxx

Poor Edna, she didn’t change the locks soon enough.

Doesn’t mean she had to take him. Change the locks and lock the door.

I wonder if that van was nothing more than a front for a massage parlor on wheels. How did Gladys hands get so greasy? Hmm? Were Barry’s bags anointed? This Burger character; was he on the up-n-up?

Baggy Barry? Greasy Gladys? There sure are some interesting names in Andy’s town. Wonder if there’s a Flatulent Fred. I bet he’d be a real gas.

Flo and Jack both know how she feels.

Holy exposure and forced setup, Batman!