B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 14, 2023

It improves the shell-f life…..

Been there, done that, very painful….

I think this is a rite of passage for everybody, no matter how young or old we get…just…SMACK!!!

BC’s version of the Windex glass cleaner commercial?

I haven’t walked into the/a sliding glass door; yet anyway, but we have had doves and a few other birds fly into one. They make a heck of a pop when they hit. Most are fine after the collision, but there have been a couple which didn’t survive the impact. Haven’t had one hit the door in several years though, which is a good thing.

I hope he has some way to ventilate that shell.

No worries. You can always see it again tomorrow. We hope…

Now he can see the sunset and the stars simultaneously

So. . .to avoid these safety hazards, one shouldn’t clean their glass doors or go outside. . .getting close to “Matrix” society. . .

Would seem a bit “stuffy”!

I usually open the slider, then boink into the screen door.

GET A PUPPY, YOU’LL NEVER HAVE A CLEAN GLASS DOOR.

I bet that gave him a pane…

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I am going to have to look at Turtles much closer, I have never seen one with a Glass Door?

Nice little addition to the shell. ..until it isn’t.

The reason why turtles move slowly.

Bwahahaha!!! :D Good one!

That is the very reason I avoid clean windows and doors. Yep. That’s my story and I am sticking to it.

He’s in a hurry, must have to go to the outhouse badly.

Gotta use shades, otherwise birds think they can fly all the way through the house

I decided not to wash my windows because I plan to get new ones. I have been sticking to that story for maybe 5 years now. I never walked into a glass door, but my mom did back through one and broke it.

Years ago a friend and colleague did that, and the glass door broke. He was very badly injured with the resulting cuts!

It’s not clean now!

They have stickers you can put on glass doors to prevent collisions.

Decals on the doors and windows serve a useful purpose.