Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 08, 2023

And Teresa pulls of the old hat trick!

If you’re being stalked by milliners, don’t keep it under your bonnet.

Never put a hat on another hat.

Hatters gonna hat

lonely days are gone, I’m a-goin’ home, my baby, just a wrote me a hat letter…

All of Gootham cringes as another Mad Hatter letter is delivered. Where is Hatman? How can this madness be ended? Tune in tomorrow, same Hat time, same Hat station.

…just got done making comment on here…

…went to check the spelling of the word, ‘galoot’…captured the word…

…accidently hit the ‘back’ button…

…and, ‘Poof!…

…it was all about hats, too…

…but, sssh…

…don’t tell…

…keep it under your hat…

…a tip of the hat to Frog Applause creator, Teresa Burritt..

…you can’t have burrito without Burritt…

…or what without a hat…

No winking here…Windows 10 desktop.

Curse that SPILLCHACK …!

You’ll probably get a scarf letter, too.

Fredrica Fedora feels frisky in felt, feathers, and fine leather letters.

Came late to the Gathering today. So, no winkies for me. Fortunately there are still Twinkies® available.

The Red Hat Society is pulling out all the stops in their campaign for new members. Why, that person’s hat isn’t even red! (That I can see. I’m a little color blind.)

Dear Sir or Madam, I write to inform you that you are wearing a hat. Sincerely Yours, The Mad Etc.

Hat hate and hate hate are sometimes indistinguishable, due to Mad Hatterness issues.

Or, as the Usual Gang of Idiots™ might say, the ’70s want their capella back, kopella mou!

I had a hat like that once. Got no letters, just comments to my face!

Standard form letter from the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory, advising employees of the upcoming Hat Day, for which all employees are strongly encouraged to wear a hat, to build employee solidarity and promote comradery.

The hat crusaders maybe,

The cape crusaders is the pickle straight on.

Aaaaaaa, Hatman and Robinhood.

Waiter, there is a Pickle in my bow tie.

Sir, that is a cam corder.