Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 22, 2023

They are great at swimming.

Maybe so but they are smooth as silk in the water.

Are you speaking about yourself Rodney? You can’t fly. And you can barely walk.

Every living thing is always caught in mid-evolution

Ah, but they can survive months of sub-zero temperatures accompanied by hurricane-force winds, with no food and while balancing an incubating egg on their feet! With all that, flying would be redundant!

Q: What’s Your Open Source OS Of Choice?

A: Darwin.

Q: Why?

A: It’s the evolution of Unix.

I was watching How It’s Made with my Dad when…

they were making rubber on the show. He said “I really wonder how rubber trees have survived evolution! It’s gotta be really hard to procreate!”

Some people don’t believe in evolution.

They’re primate change deniers.

One Penguin to the other: Look at the goofy beak on that one.

[After laughing at a what he thought was an aquatic creature with a goofy nose – and then realizing it was actually a reflection of himself in yesterday’s comic, I thought maybe Rodney wouldn’t so quick to laugh at and make fun of others.]

Makes you wonder why the chicken crossed the road?

— Because chickens are in mid-evolution and CAN’T FLY across the road.

I know a lot of people with the same problem.

Come to Antarctica in August and say that funny boy!

Like you’re one to talk, Rod!

But they can swim with the fishes.

Wait…

Sounds like a tour bus full of senior citizens going to the casino.

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Mid evolution into what?

Penguins is practically chickens.

Are they evolving into seals or eagles?

Put them into a pool and try to catch them without a net.

Yeah, sure. Let’s go with that.

I got nothing for this one?

Maybe if they lost a little weight they could fly and could waddle better.

Are penguins swimming birds or wading birds?

Caught in mid design and placed…

They really can fly underwater though…..

I hate it when that happens

Many humans are the same.

Evolution doesn’t have a middle or an end.