Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 30, 2023

That’s underhanded of him.

Is he related to Trump??!!

Small hand. Small hook. Is there anything else?

It’s good for threading needles.

Where did the pirate go to replace his hook?

A secondhand store

What do you call a pirate with 2 eyes, 2 hands, and 2 legs?

Rookie

How about a patch for both eyes?

Hope he doesn’t get the clap.

Arrrrr, there’s some things you don’t want small, dude, you need a new doc!

Guy on the left doesn’t have an eye patch. Must be a new hook.

So why the BIG eyepatch? :)

Just unscrew it and screw in a bigger hook! Or is this about his hand?

Does anyone remember Aron Ralston who cut off his own arm after it was trapped under a falling rock? After his survival and recovery he appeared on David Letterman and showed off his new prosthetic arm with multiple interchangeable attachments. He had a hook, an ice axe, a gripper tool, and possibly more. Never give up!

Exactly. That’s how they hook you!

If that’s a sword hanging on his right side, how on earth is he gonna be able to use it?!

Short John Silver.

One of Trump’s ancestors?

Are we still “Talking Like a Pirate Day?” (Why not? It’s fun.)

he’ll be great at writing pop tunes with a nice little hook…