Lalo Alcaraz for September 14, 2023

Exactomundo, Mr. Alcaraz.

As we get older, sometimes we just get . . .

Everything is fine

Everything is fine

Everything is fine

I lit a match

I threw it in the trash

I tossed it all in the dumpster

The dumpster fire got bigger

Now we need a bigger dumpster and a book of matches

I caught a cold

I coughed on all my friends

Now everyone is coughing on everybody else

And we’re coughing on our doctors and our doctors cough out

“Everything is fine

Everything is fine

Everything is fine"

Freeze dirt bag!

My problem with Mitch is not his cognitive abilities, but rather what he does (or more precisely what he doesn’t) do with them.

I love how scary it was

Clever of McConnell to make his comments with pauses for station identification (and a few commercials).

I don’t like the guy or his views but this cartoon is a cheap shot . It’s going to happen to us all eventually .

thoughts and prayers y’all

Comes a time when a person just needs to face the facts and retire…but the power they have is just too tempting…I get it.

He needs a reboot. Alas, he’s never yet been booted once, so I guess we should start there.

Ditto for Biden. Except biden has more trouble just standing.

Mannequin-hands face backwards just like that!

The voters of KY were handed a great option to replace him in ’20, but opted for the status quo. We all suffer for their lack of foresight.

Whatever Mitch has, can he PLEASE give it to Trump? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

A little late, but still apropos.

TERM LIMITS! TERM LIMITS! TERM LIMITS!

I wonder how many times Mitch froze up. We know of two, but we’re (fortunately) not with him 24×7. As a guess, I’ll say 45.

I’m very surprised that no one else has picked up a DSM 5 and identified Mitch’s problem as Dissociative Disorder, a mental problem when the patient enters a fugue state separating the self from experiences. Zoning out as it were. Often temporary.

Mitch does look like he’s lost quite a bit of weight. Did he forget how to eat ?

His “episodes” have happened at least twice on camera. Than means that it has happened many, many more times off camera.

Past time for him to go—period!

Actually, it’s an improvement.

That old fossil should have retired long ago.

And the GOP says Biden is “too old to run again”? Huh!

Moscow Mitch. Lock him up, while we still can.