The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 03, 2023

Dr. Esau Bones. Clever. Sawbones.

Keeps abreast of developments.

She wants to look frightful.

Give her an ID that says she’s from the IRS

Change your name to Sheila Kardashian?

Get a job as a process server who can walk through doors? And is insensible to bullet wounds?

Is the doctor certified to perform Ectoplasmic Surgery?

Not a ghost of a chance.

He could give her a Boo-tox injection.

Get her to sell car warranties!

First ghost I saw with eyelashes!

Sheila could start playing for the NY Jets.

I prefer natural ghosts

Clever

Hey, Beavis, it’s funny ’cause it almost said “boob,” heh heh heh, heh heh heh.

Hopefully, he’s not the doctor who operated on Casper.

First, lose the lashes.

It’s all covered under Boo Cross Boo Shield.

Can I suggest a few ripped places surrounded by red?

Start with an ectoplasm transfusion.

I don’t believe this sheet.

Make a human face that’s trying to break through the fabric.

Try switching the sheet for a diaper.

How a prison striped sheet with railroad track stitching?

Ditch the cutesy eyelashes.

A booooooooooob job could be scary.

I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I saw this!

Should’ve gone to a seamtress instead of a cosmetic surgeon!

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