Herman by Jim Unger for September 26, 2023

Maybe you should try camoflauge.

Only if you’re trying to Disguise your fat as a circus tent

“I wish you wouldn’t taunt the drivers at the Monster Truck Show. Now I’ll never get the tire tracks out of this white shirt!”

Razzle-dazzle muu-muu.

Needs more stripes

How’d they get my boat cover ?

Is she talking to herself in the mirror?

High Couture by Omar the Tentmaker.

Sort of, anyway.

NO they don’t…trust me…

We’re on a string of pieces no longer funny today………..whomever disagrees with this point, it’s ok to keep that one to yourself.

That is why prisoners wear them.

And how many camels did that one cost?

The sales lady is trying to sell the store’s vertical strips collection to a very large woman.

There are limits.

I need to wear them horizontally ;>)

Put it on and ask your husband. I’m sure he’ll give you an honest answer.

She’ll blend in with the zebras on that African safari

If the stripes on a zebra were horizontal, would it look fat?

Label reads Fashion Apparel By Omar The Tent Maker.

So you’re telling me I’m fat!

Yes, dear…whatever you say, dear…

A good use for recycled circus tents.