Herman by Jim Unger for September 28, 2023

What? No dog?

H-m-m-m-m . . . wonder why

She doesn’t seem to appreciate everything he does for her.

So that she has something to complain about. Keeps her happy.

“It wasn’t raining today, and ants take too long.”

No dog named Cold Water?

My wife will not let me operate the dishwasher or the washing machine. However, I do get to wash the oversized pots and pans that don’t fit. Fortunately we recently remodeled the kitchen an now have a sink big enough to fit them.

My wife likes to cook, I like to eat: it’s a good system. She chases me out of “her” kitchen when she is cooking and I chase her out of “my” kitchen when I’m cleaning up.

I fondly remember the children’s story about the man who stopped washing dishes. Just went through all the plates, bowls, platters, pots, pans, started on other flat or bowl-shaped objectes in the house — when he got to the last clean ash tray, he hauled everything out in a downpour and let the rain wash it all.

He tried the water pik, but it took too long

You suck.

He’s a big help. I mean his size, not his actions.

Is it a wet-dry vac?

After this stage he puts them on the floor for the dog to finish up…

I hate when that happens….

I take my wife out on her birthday so no dishes to wash

Dry cleaning the dishes is very thoughtful!

He sucks at this job.

It sucks when you don’t have a dog.

Please don’t!

Nature won’t be the only one to abhor a vacuum once his wife sees this.

Wonder what he does for their anniversary???

As long as he doesn’t try siphoning gas next.