Herman by Jim Unger for September 28, 2023

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    Yakety Sax  over 1 year ago

    What? No dog?

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    H-m-m-m-m . . . wonder why

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    She doesn’t seem to appreciate everything he does for her.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    So that she has something to complain about. Keeps her happy.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    “It wasn’t raining today, and ants take too long.”

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    No dog named Cold Water?

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    My wife will not let me operate the dishwasher or the washing machine. However, I do get to wash the oversized pots and pans that don’t fit. Fortunately we recently remodeled the kitchen an now have a sink big enough to fit them.

    My wife likes to cook, I like to eat: it’s a good system. She chases me out of “her” kitchen when she is cooking and I chase her out of “my” kitchen when I’m cleaning up.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I fondly remember the children’s story about the man who stopped washing dishes. Just went through all the plates, bowls, platters, pots, pans, started on other flat or bowl-shaped objectes in the house — when he got to the last clean ash tray, he hauled everything out in a downpour and let the rain wash it all.

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    He tried the water pik, but it took too long

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You suck.

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    He’s a big help. I mean his size, not his actions.

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    V45mikky  over 1 year ago

    Is it a wet-dry vac?

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    After this stage he puts them on the floor for the dog to finish up…

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    I hate when that happens….

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I take my wife out on her birthday so no dishes to wash

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    Mike Baldwin creator over 1 year ago

    Dry cleaning the dishes is very thoughtful!

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    He sucks at this job.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    It sucks when you don’t have a dog.

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Please don’t!

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Nature won’t be the only one to abhor a vacuum once his wife sees this.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wonder what he does for their anniversary???

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 1 year ago

    As long as he doesn’t try siphoning gas next.

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