Close to Home by John McPherson for September 30, 2023

It must been your mummy!

if she selects subject number 2, i’d say that “wraps up this case”.;-D

Is number 4 a Vampire?

Prince Charmin

Or at least identify the guy who squeezed the Charmin.

It could be one of them wanted something to clean their glasses. T.P. would work, as long as there’s no lotion in it.

Where’s Mr. Whipple when you need him?

Enquiring minds want to know….What music do mummies like best? Wrap or ragtime?

Not too long ago, stealing toilet paper was a thing. Sadly.

The end of a rough week. A good target is on the other side of the glass, but Bleeb is stuck in the suspect room. Better luck next week, Bleeb.

Frankly, they all look pretty desperate for some TP.

When you have to have the two-ply good stuff…

… you’ll do things you wouldn’t otherwise doodoo!

It’s hard to tell for sure. What’s at issue here is that she really couldn’t see his face.

Number 2, that’s the guy, Egypt me with his pyramid scheme.

If she was going with number 1 she wouldn’t need all that TP. But if she’s going number 2 then it’s a good thing there is plenty.

If she can’t figure it out call in the bear as a witness

They all look like @sswipes!!

She scared be-gauze the #6 guy reminds her of her mummy!

Should never steals bear’s Charmin or be covered in No. 2.

“Well, he had a little piece stuck to his shoe.”

Well that sure is a motely looking group if I ever saw one, oh sorry Bleeb.

Bleeb, you little dickens! Get the heck out of there! You’re missing all the action! :)

None of them look very charmin’.

Mumma Mia, where are those adorable cartoon bears when you need them?

Number 3, can you step forward and squeeze the Charmin’ ?

Um, #3?

If she picks number 2, will he put a curse on her? jk

I think it’s #5.