Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 11, 2023

Snoopy never litigates on an emptystomach!

That’s what I’ve always loved about Snoopy — he has his priorities straight.

Bad lawyer!

Ah well, “justice” is a sham, anyway.

Trouble’s been brewing and it’s about to explode!

That’s the first thing you learn in law school . That or he’s stalling on purpose.

What’s Snoopy eating here? Charlie Brown usually feeds him dog food. This will ruin his supper time.

Lunch before legal work…

In retrospect, kids wouldn’t be able to afford good attorneys. Not that Snoopy will actually BE paid after all this…

A world famous attorney can’t litigate on an empty stomach

I doubt the Principal speaks beagle, so Patty will have to interpret. That’s assuming he’s willing to play along with this farce.

Snoopy’s gonna have a very long lunch break.

It figures she’d have a dog attorney when she just finished going to a dog obedience school.

I am going to guess Snoopy has at least one Dolly Madison product for his lunch. Charles Schulz could have earned some extra coin with a bit of product placement like they did ad nauseam on Seinfeld.

Can’t deal with legal matters on an empty stomach.

Usually whenever Snoopy tries to enter the school, Lucy immediately gives him the boot.

I’m not sure pb&j is good for dogs

Snoopy got his law degree from Ace Law School

The last panel is great.

Good grief, Snoopy!

Hey, he gets paid by the hour.

Can’t defend PP ………….. on an empty stomach ….. :)

“I’ll notify my attorney about this as soon as he graduates from law school!”—-GROUCHO MARX

I don’t even want to know his hourly rate.