B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 24, 2023

change the pilot

Kind of a rough landing there…

Pterodactyl Airlines. Previously seen on the Flintstones.

I don’t think you’d like it

At least they didn’t lose the luggage.

And there’s plenty of leg room.

And the only screaming you hear is your own.

No problem with lost luggage unless you let go. And no fighting over the seating arrangements……

Welcome to NAB airlines. Does NAB stand for Neanderthal Airbus, or, Not A Boeing airplane!

I’m starting up a new air travel company for balding farmers…

I’ll call it Reseeding Airlines.

Flying private has not always been as comfortable as it is today.

A drink may be one thing, but don’t ask for an in-flight meal. You could be it.

A Double!!

And hold the food; I’m too busy being airsick!!

Preflight and inflight drinks…of course that is how some people wind up getting themselves into trouble…

that and a better drop-off service…

I wonder where he was actually headed, since he ended up at Peter’s travel agency.

Much better than American Airlines. AT&T has a nice commercial about AA that they just started airing.

Maybe a drink or TWO ….before the flight.

He’s gonna be a little Dino-Sore…

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You could. But you won’t get it.

It went through some severe pturbulence.

A post-flight drink is probably more in order.

No pilot error here … passenger lifted to land on his feet.

TSA is run by the velociraptors.

Considering the source, I really don’t think you want a drink with that type of air service, it just might not be to your taste.

I hear the new models will have padded claws

The founding of Frontier Airlines.

“The exhaust fumes were rough.”

Hate to see what the ride would be in “coach”

comin’ into Los Anga Lees…

Any landing you walk away from is a good one.

The flight was a bit breezy. The landing left a lasting impression.

FWUMP …