B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 26, 2023

Did he eat Jane?!

Grog?

Brontosaurus, he wouldn’t need to eat again for a year.

Love the suspicious look on bird’s face :-)

Bird: “Getting plump. Better go easy on the big Macs there bro. And the big Bobs, the big Jerrys, the big Peters, the big S…..”

how long will that take to digest?

How did Recently taste?

Apteryx gets to live another day.

Invite- another verb that identifies as a noun these days.

Was there an actual invite? Or was that the snake’s way of saying, “Don’t worry. You’re safe (this time).”

I hate to see the bathroom break after this one…

How I look Thanksgiving evening.

Can we reschedule for at least a week from now?

Ate a white rock…thought it was an egg!!!!

Now how is he going to digest, that? A bird and turtle at the same time? He is going to be sick..

That wasn’t a lunch invite, it was a sneeze. I’m not dying you know.

That wasn’t a lunch invite; I was offering to tell you where you can get some fresh bronto burgers if you will spit John back out!

Looks like he needs a laxative. And a strong one.

Who, Grog or the Fat Broad or both?…

He ain’t lyin’, he ate lion.

Goodness, that’s some gas indigestion.

OK. Second question: have you seen my best buddy, Charlie around today? He’s a bird like myself…