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I hope Hawthorne will always remain the same crabby, corrupt crustacean we know and love. It’s good to have a few things in our lives we can count on.
He was running a tech startup. I thought “the old-fashioned way” meant overexaggerating profits, wooing investors, securing a golden parachute, and then filing for bankruptcy when the bills come due.
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Put it on the counter. It fits. It counter fits.
cmxx over 1 year ago
I hope Hawthorne will always remain the same crabby, corrupt crustacean we know and love. It’s good to have a few things in our lives we can count on.
enigmamz over 1 year ago
As mentioned before: This won’t work well underwater.
sizer99 over 1 year ago
Hawthorne would be all over AI
Jml58 over 1 year ago
Does Hawthorne have a licence to print money?
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
That’s gonna get Hawthorne thrown in jail, and if that happens, then that’ll be the end of the strip.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I thought Hawthorne was the Polar Bear?
Publius10608218 over 1 year ago
As mayor isn’t he already in charge of making currency?
oakie817 over 1 year ago
don’t give me no sheet!
blah_duh over 1 year ago
But the whole sheet is only worth 20 cents.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I hate to say it but eventually paper currency will be replaced by digital currency
Camiyami Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’ll take a ream, thank you
David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago
Like Smith Barney, Hawthorne makes money the old-fashioned way…
eb110americana over 1 year ago
He was running a tech startup. I thought “the old-fashioned way” meant overexaggerating profits, wooing investors, securing a golden parachute, and then filing for bankruptcy when the bills come due.
markkahler52 over 1 year ago
I’ll take a sheet of a million. Share this with NO ONE!!
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Too bad for anyone who signed up for a year’s subscription
ToneeRhianRose 10 months ago
Haha! (^▽^)