Put it on the counter. It fits. It counter fits.
I hope Hawthorne will always remain the same crabby, corrupt crustacean we know and love. It’s good to have a few things in our lives we can count on.
As mentioned before: This won’t work well underwater.
Hawthorne would be all over AI
Does Hawthorne have a licence to print money?
That’s gonna get Hawthorne thrown in jail, and if that happens, then that’ll be the end of the strip.
I thought Hawthorne was the Polar Bear?
As mayor isn’t he already in charge of making currency?
don’t give me no sheet!
But the whole sheet is only worth 20 cents.
I hate to say it but eventually paper currency will be replaced by digital currency
I’ll take a ream, thank you
Like Smith Barney, Hawthorne makes money the old-fashioned way…
He was running a tech startup. I thought “the old-fashioned way” meant overexaggerating profits, wooing investors, securing a golden parachute, and then filing for bankruptcy when the bills come due.
I’ll take a sheet of a million. Share this with NO ONE!!
Too bad for anyone who signed up for a year’s subscription
Haha! (^▽^)
Ratkin 9 months ago
Put it on the counter. It fits. It counter fits.
cmxx 9 months ago
I hope Hawthorne will always remain the same crabby, corrupt crustacean we know and love. It’s good to have a few things in our lives we can count on.
enigmamz 9 months ago
As mentioned before: This won’t work well underwater.
sizer99 9 months ago
Hawthorne would be all over AI
Jml58 9 months ago
Does Hawthorne have a licence to print money?
CaveCat87 9 months ago
That’s gonna get Hawthorne thrown in jail, and if that happens, then that’ll be the end of the strip.
RonBerg13 Premium Member 9 months ago
I thought Hawthorne was the Polar Bear?
Publius10608218 9 months ago
As mayor isn’t he already in charge of making currency?
oakie817 9 months ago
don’t give me no sheet!
blah_duh 9 months ago
But the whole sheet is only worth 20 cents.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 9 months ago
I hate to say it but eventually paper currency will be replaced by digital currency
Camiyami Premium Member 9 months ago
I’ll take a ream, thank you
David Rickard Premium Member 9 months ago
Like Smith Barney, Hawthorne makes money the old-fashioned way…
eb110americana 9 months ago
He was running a tech startup. I thought “the old-fashioned way” meant overexaggerating profits, wooing investors, securing a golden parachute, and then filing for bankruptcy when the bills come due.
markkahler52 9 months ago
I’ll take a sheet of a million. Share this with NO ONE!!
Ceeg22 Premium Member 9 months ago
Too bad for anyone who signed up for a year’s subscription
ToneeRhianRose 3 months ago
Haha! (^▽^)