Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for October 06, 2023

Gotta love that “ker-slaang”!!!

Time to retire all of Crank’s vehicle operator licenses.

Ed will return it to Bean’s End. They might give him a credit. But then again, they might not.

What happened to the spring-loaded self-cleaning gutters?

HIS Eagle Will Soon Soar Again! One Nation Under GOD! GOD Bless America!

I want a car that’s a drone. They’re starting to build those now.

I wonder if Ed will decide to attack the source of his leaf problem with a chain saw. Think of the hilarity that will ensue when the tree falls on his house, or better yet, on him.

Should’ve let the kids direct the drone, Ed. They’re much better with today’s technology than you’ll ever be.

I thought that was Crank’s line…..

Ouch!

I found a drone in my woods last week. It had lights that were blinking – the only way I found it.

I’m amazed the old guy even knows what a drone IS.

Did he ever get around to reading all those old POPULAR MECHANICS Magazines?

Needs a little practice before you are proficient…..

And where do THOSE leaves go? Everywhere! It was easier to rake one pile dumped by his first attempt.

leave this strip alone drone

Crankshaft fails once again. Yawn.

Proverbs 16:18. My Bible seems to be outdated – there’s no mention of drones.

Stroke of genius? You’re telling me that a small drone kicks up that much wind? Nope. And why is he doing this when he just dumped the gutters yesterday? And what’s with Lillian’s useless non-joke comment?

For the answers to these questions and more, tune in to next week’s episode of, Soap.

Haha! (＾▽＾) I liked his other idea better.