The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 06, 2023

Veeblefester became impoverished: no money sacks aside his desk today.

I have to wait for that robocall reminding me that my cars warranty is soon to lapse.

Doesn’t he pay his card accounts in full each time?

Just take the call on the golf course, Tell Brutus you really have to take the call, and you will meet him at the 19th hole.

The lengths he will go to to avoid being seen with you outside of business hours.

Veeblefester does not have the time for it since he knows that Brutus plays by American Rules. High score wins!

I’m somewhat surprised Veeblefester didn’t take our hero to task for wasting company time by thinking about golf when he could have been working. But, perhaps Brutus was thinking about it on his break…no, Veeblefester would still be critical.

maybe it’ll give you a robocall on coupons for golfing. :D

Golf on a public course???

Brutus lost his caddy .

Inviting Veeblefester to come and play golf?? After how bad he constantly treats you and berates you ?? BOY Brutus! You really ARE desperate for friends! I’d rather play golf with Mother Gargoyle!

In the Boss’s case, that could actually be true for that skinflint. However, that is more likely to be a very thinly veiled insult as to a NO answer for Brutus where a simple “no” would have sufficed……

I can’t miss that Medicare call again for 91st time this week. And 91st time commercial on TV today. And reverse mortgages and those over the hill actors. HA HA HA.

Then that would be a hard “No.”

He is waiting for a robo call….and there you have it!

His old “I have to wash my hair” excuse no longer works.

I want to say something about that boss guy, but I’d be thrown off GoComics.

For sure you’ll get one to extend you car warranty.

I need to confirm with Amazon Security that I did order that iPhone and make sure that they get my Medicare numbers correct on my new plastic card.

The Born Loser just won one!

I think Brutus should give up trying to schmooze Veeblefester since his attempts usually just end up garnering insults.

After work golf? In the night? I’ve been to night shoots at the range but never to night golf…

He needs to stop by the store and buy some gift cards to give to the scammers.

Nice try Brutus Brown Nose.

Rancid might need lower rates on his credit cards. His bags of money are missing.