B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 02, 2023

But you should see what happened to the guy that hit him.

It was his fault for being stopped in the fast lane.

Never make it in NASCAR

Tail-gating

He walked right into that one

It was fortunate that neither of them got their nose bent out of shape.

No crumple zones.

At least a bink isn’t as bad as a boink. Unlike the word boink, there is no dictionary definition meaning hit or strike for bink.

And it didn’t lead to any road rage!

That’s what happens when someone is turtling while distracted…

So that’s how Uncle Knuckles got such a flat nose!

Speaking of “rear ending”, I used to own a Ford Focus that must have had a bullseye on the rear bumper because it was hit from behind twice while stopped. Later on, some generous soul put the car out of it’s misery by “T-boning” it. How thoughtful! ;-p

Oooooh noooooo, I caaaaaan’t stooooop!

….and he seems to be happy about it!

Get your head out of my butt.

At these High Speeds, the stopping distance very great . So your reaction time must be fast. It takes time for your brain to send the message to your foot. If you can’t think and move fast a High Speed Collision will happen with devastating results. BINK!

This message brought to you by the National Transportation Safety Board.

He got Rear-Ended! (I did not mean that the way it sounded! ☺)

He didn’t even get a scratch

Turtle to cop: I was just mugged by two snails!

Cop: what happened?

Turtle: I don’t know. It all happened so fast .

Bink is deaths horse who has lost his way(y).

Speed is relative. Or so we’re told.

This sounds like a post from any car forum.

Wow, he didn’t see that coming? I wonder if that was distracted driving or road rage? Probably both, since it usually is.

The Dangers of Turtlegating.

Oh no, he’s coming right tortoise!!

That’s almost as bad as that guy in the truck who hit a palm tree in the middle of the Sahara…hundreds of miles from any other tree.

That’s life in the fast lane.

He saved you from a hefty running the stop light ticket dummkopf.

Reminds me of collisions between sailboats. If you’re maneuvering around dock at speeds of 1 to 2 kts, then not much damage. Problems arise when skippers are traveling way too fast for conditions.

LOL