Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 03, 2023

Try the Joker

Off with ’er head

Shuffle off before you’re dealt with.

The deck seems to be stacked against him.

He’s obviously forgotten his password: Ace, 2, 3, 4, 5.

What happened to that winning streak?

That boy don’t know Jack!

He’ll have to fish around for another card. If he thinks she’s giving him a bad deal, that rummy might poker.

Um…that’s not the part that goes in the slot.

LOL!!

Does not look flush with cash.

He left the other card in his other suit.

Look up your sleeve.

Never a Joker when you need one.

That’s one harmed Jack.

Just flip over and try again.

Nice art work.

“The queen of diamonds let you down…”

How about my socialist party card?

“The only thing you see, you know it’s gonna be. The Ace of SpadesThe Ace of Spades,

You’re a card, and you’ll be dealt with.

Does it pay to Discover?

Okay, so having your card declined is a bummer, but no reason for a sword to your neck.

Watch him!!!, he’s a real knave.

His empire has begun to decline and fall.

He’s from the post-digital age.

Try to ace it this time!

Yeah, try the king with the axe.

What would Shin Lim do?

The same thing happened to the Suicide King. He didn’t handle it well.

Jack’s not gettin’ squat.

FWIW, an Ace trumps a King.

“Playing with the queen of hearts

Knowing it ain’t really smart

The joker ain’t the only fool

Who’ll do anything for you"