Monty by Jim Meddick for October 14, 2023

Buying an electric mower was one of my best decisions.

“Here. I can zap-charge it in 3 minutes.”

“NOOOOOOOOOO!”

3 hours. Stop speaking Greek. Repeat after me….“It’ll be charged in about 6 beers.”

It’ll be needing a draining though.

Better than facing a charging elephant.

Put EB to work!

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Use a gas-powered mower like a man.

Fully charged in 3 hours to mow for 20 minutes before it runs out of charge again.

Move your chair out of chigger central

I have 2 batteries for my mower and 4 for the snow blower as it takes a pair of them.

I don’t miss that chore, I pay someone to do the yard.

I wanted to get some goats, my honey shot that one down.

Second choice, pave the entire yard.

Mowing 1.3 acres of grass with an electric mower is not going to cut it for me…..

It doesn’t look like the mower is plugged into anything that could recharge it…

My only issue with gas yard equipment going away is that all my neighbors come to me when they need repairs. They keep me supplied with Canadian Club, I keep their machines running.

Right about the time it’ll be charged it’ll start to rain heavily

I love that my mower takes itself back to the charger when it needs it. The bonus of that little robot is that I can quaff a beer while watching it work its magic.

There’s a joke in here somewhere, I suppose.

Can’t geneticists come up with a species of grass that’ll grow to exactly 3.468 inches and then stop?

I used an older electric mower helping out a neighbor. His extension cord insulation was half tape. I managed not to add to it.

If Monty’s not “sweating” it, then you shouldn’t either, E.B. —Just don’t get lost in a thicket….

How does beer charge a battery??

IDGI. did the mower run him over but had no power to cut him up?