Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 14, 2023

So how would he rate a black hole?

View from Uranus *******

And of course, Uranus stinks. Worst planet ever.

Harmless.

It’s a shame it’s so far away, Horace.

… it’s just sitting there, waiting for us to come and mess it up. Oh well.

Did Horace visit the Horsehead Nebula?

Horace, the Milky Way galaxy is right here and has lots of stars too. Andromeda has more, but once you pass a billion, does it matter?

For a horse, you get around!

The Plutonic Anti Defamation League protests the 8 planets comment.

If Andromeda were closer and we could see all the stars, the size of it would take up a good part of our sky. It’s that it is so far away, we can’t.

GoComics… just a click away…!

they have fabulous restaurants…

Your mileage may vary.

Only Horace could find ratings that use actual star counts.

Yelp review: Earth is only a one star planet.

that was fast!

you are here

“The only thing that would make it better, is if it were farther from Earth.”